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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,592ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,390thLowest Crime Rates: 6,900th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
I Want to Rule By winning the Hearts of the people.
King Jamshid Masoud Aziz Aria
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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New Joran

Population4.731 billion

LeaderKing Jamshid Masoud Aziz Aria

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Kingdom of New Joran is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jamshid Masoud Aziz Aria with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.731 billion New Joranians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boshqet. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Joranian economy, worth 715 trillion Durests a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,220 Durests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Durests to support "struggling" industries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Joran's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

New Joran is ranked 171,401st in the world and 42nd in Azure Watester Federation for Rudest Citizens, with 31.16 Insults Per Minute.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,592ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,390thLowest Crime Rates: 6,900thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,938thMost Efficient Economies: 8,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,598thLargest Governments: 8,687thMost Developed: 9,374thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,883rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,245thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,704thTop
Most Cultured: 11,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,469thHealthiest Citizens: 11,490thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,641stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,666thHighest Average Incomes: 13,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,021stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,822ndSmartest Citizens: 15,680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,595thMost Inclusive: 19,663rd
Safest: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the region

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