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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,368th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,990th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,034th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
They call me Babur for a reason.
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Joran

Population2.719 billion

CapitalDurestan
LeaderHis Royal Highness King Azim-al-Baqir
FaithIslam

CurrencyDurest
AnimalCamel

The Kingdom of New Joran is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Royal Highness King Azim-al-Baqir with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.719 billion New Joranians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durestan. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Joranian economy, worth 403 trillion Durests a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,419 Durests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, it's never "just a game" with New Joranian sports fans, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Joran's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

New Joran is ranked 106,843rd in the world and 128th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 49.03 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,368thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,034thLowest Crime Rates: 7,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,819thMost Influential: 7,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,073rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,237thLargest Governments: 9,364thMost Developed: 9,513thMost Efficient Economies: 10,022ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,126thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,832ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,616thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,191stHighest Average Incomes: 12,840thHealthiest Citizens: 12,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,900thMost Cultured: 14,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,029thSmartest Citizens: 16,701st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 68th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Joran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : New Joran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : New Joran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : New Joran changed its national animal to "Camel".
  • : Following new legislation in New Joran, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in New Joran, it's never "just a game" with New Joranian sports fans.
  • : New Joran altered its national flag.
  • : New Joran altered its national flag.
  • : New Joran altered its national flag.
  • : New Joran altered its national flag.

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