The FeDeRaTiOn of NeW jAeDoNStAn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sadek Slosky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.987 billion Jaedonstonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Traxa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The frighteningly efficient NeW jAeDoNStAnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,197 trillion Libits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 149,948 Libits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 616,694 per year while the poor average 24,038, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeW jAeDoNStAn's national animal is the Turkey Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

NeW jAeDoNStAn is ranked 89,809^th in the world and 62^nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Black Market, with 434 billion Standard Monetary Units.