The FeDeRaTiOn of NeW jAeDoNStAn is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sadek Slosky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.761 billion Jaedonstonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Traxa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The frighteningly efficient NeW jAeDoNStAnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Libits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,089 Libits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 634,603 per year while the poor average 23,792, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeW jAeDoNStAn's national animal is the Turkey Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

NeW jAeDoNStAn is ranked 16,702^nd in the world and 42^nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,456.28 Tourists Per Hour.