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Most Influential: 1,347thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,053rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,406th
The Federation of
Corporate Bordello
Ex Nihilo
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Jaedonstan

Population16.491 billion

CapitalTraxa
LeaderSadek Slosky
FaithChristianity

CurrencyLibit
AnimalTurkey Hawk

The Federation of New Jaedonstan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sadek Slosky with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.491 billion Jaedonstonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Traxa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jaedonstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,509 trillion Libits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,164 Libits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,019 per year while the poor average 23,047, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, prank shows are so hot right now, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jaedonstan's national animal is the Turkey Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Jaedonstan is ranked 304,661st in the world and 296th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -355.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 1,347thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,053rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,406thLargest Retail Industry: 7,469thRudest Citizens: 9,743rdHighest Economic Output: 10,099thMost Cultured: 10,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,932ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,595thHighest Food Quality: 14,937thMost Developed: 15,093rdSmartest Citizens: 15,742ndTop
10%
Safest: 15,985thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,936thHighest Average Incomes: 23,813thMost Efficient Economies: 24,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 25,363rdLargest Populations: 25,577thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,074th
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5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : New Jaedonstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : New Jaedonstan altered its national flag.

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