The Federation of New Jaedonstan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sadek Slosky with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.628 billion Jaedonstonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Traxa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jaedonstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion Libits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 151,940 Libits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 630,051 per year while the poor average 24,021, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jaedonstan's national animal is the Turkey Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Jaedonstan is ranked 206,622^nd in the world and 476^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -10 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.