The NationStates Zombie Holy Red of New Jacobland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Supreme Democratic Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.253 billion New Jacoblandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jacoblandian economy, worth 184 trillion JacoBucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,474 JacoBucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, economics is a shrinking field, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Jacobland's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Jacobland is ranked 35,460^th in the world and 1,777^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,154.5 Tourists Per Hour.