The Holy Red Potato of New Jacobland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Supreme Democratic Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.414 billion New Jacoblandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jacoblandian economy, worth 411 trillion JacoBucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 170,374 JacoBucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 814,146 per year while the poor average 20,908, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Jacobland's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Jacobland is ranked 15,856^th in the world and 38^th in The Western Isles for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.69 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.