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Largest Retail Industry: 1,671stMost Secular: 1,727thFattest Citizens: 2,515th
The Eternal Empire of
Corporate Police State
Search Up Water Intoxication
William Lancaster
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Imperial Britannia

Population2.407 billion

CapitalSubterranean London
LeaderWilliam Lancaster
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyBritish Pound
AnimalLion

The Eternal Empire of New Imperial Britannia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by William Lancaster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.407 billion Imperial Britannians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subterranean London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Imperial Britannian economy, worth 489 trillion British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 203,212 British Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 835,754 per year while the poor average 32,576, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare British Pounds, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Imperial Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

New Imperial Britannia is ranked 24,855th in the world and 21st in Azure Watester Federation for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,109.65 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,671stMost Secular: 1,727thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,515thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,950thMost Avoided: 3,304thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,089thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,459thRudest Citizens: 4,461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,626thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,348thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,787thHighest Average Incomes: 6,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,463rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,851stMost Armed: 8,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,218thLargest Black Market: 10,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,391stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,547thSmartest Citizens: 12,248thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,362ndMost Cultured: 12,816thLargest Mining Sector: 13,356thMost Influential: 14,159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,205thLargest Governments: 20,756thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,815th
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Imperial Britannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Largest Governments.
  • : New Imperial Britannia lodged a message on the Azure Watester Federation Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : New Imperial Britannia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare British Pounds.
  • : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Subterranean London make great practice for foreign snipers.

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