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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,124th Most Authoritarian: 8,465th Most Conservative: 11,873rd
The Infinite Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quack
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New HPC

Population876 million

CapitalClub High Penguin

CurrencyDuck Coin
AnimalPuffle

The Infinite Holy Empire of New HPC is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 876 million High Penguins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Club High Penguin. The average income tax rate is 64.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient High Penguin economy, worth 43.9 trillion Duck Coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,101 Duck Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New HPC's national animal is the Puffle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New HPC is ranked 100,921st in the world and 2nd in Fanon Antarctica for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Top
5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,124thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 8,465thMost Conservative: 11,873rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,809thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,817th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New HPC's influence in Fanon Antarctica rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : New HPC's influence in Fanon Antarctica fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in New HPC, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
  • : Following new legislation in New HPC, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in New HPC, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in New HPC, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in New HPC, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : New HPC's influence in Fanon Antarctica rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : New HPC's influence in Fanon Antarctica fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : New HPC changed its national animal to "Puffle", its capital to "Club High Penguin", and its nation type to "Infinite Holy Empire".

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