The State of New Horensian Kingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sparta I with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.825 billion Horensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrasfield. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Horensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion Horensian Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,741 Horensian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Horensian politicians, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Horensian Kingdom's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Horensian Kingdom is ranked 7,842^nd in the world and 19^th in Spiritus for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 28,939.88 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.