The State of New Horensian Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sparta I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.145 billion Horensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrasfield. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Horensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Horensian Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,906 Horensian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Horensian Moonshine", the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and hospitals in New Horensian Kingdom are too busy serving the needs of Spiritus to see Horensians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Horensian Kingdom's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Horensian Kingdom is ranked 142,209^th in the world and 246^th in Spiritus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.23 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.