The State of New Horensian Kingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sparta I with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.497 billion Horensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrasfield. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Horensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion Horensian Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 222,066 Horensian Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Horensian Kingdom's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Horensian Kingdom is ranked 163,320^th in the world and 284^th in Spiritus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.