The State of New Horensian Kingdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sparta I with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.752 billion Horensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrasfield. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Horensian economy, worth a remarkable 2,835 trillion Horensian Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,384 Horensian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Horensian Kingdom's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Horensian Kingdom is ranked 5,204^th in the world and 17^th in Spiritus for Highest Economic Output, with 2,835 trillion Standard Monetary Units.