The Dictatorship of New Hoo Vild is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.178 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hoo Vild City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Hoo Vildian economy, worth 982 trillion human body parts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,171 human body parts, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hoo Vild's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Hoo Vild is ranked 305,730^th in the world and 8,938^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.99 pounds of wildlife per square mile.