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Most Pacifist: 1,646thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,086th
The Classical Colonists of
Democratic Socialists
We Are the Richest and Smartest People In the World!
Steppe Steiner
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Holy German Empire

Population3.322 billion

CapitalDüsseldorf
LeaderSteppe Steiner
FaithYourselfism

CurrencySuperEuro
AnimalBacteria

The Classical Colonists of New Holy German Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Steppe Steiner with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.322 billion Germans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Düsseldorf. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic-Socialists economy, worth 572 trillion SuperEuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 172,343 SuperEuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Holy German Empire's national animal is the Bacteria, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yourselfism.

New Holy German Empire is ranked 111,853rd in the world and 3,916th in the West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 38.41 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Pacifist: 1,646thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,086thNicest Citizens: 2,111thMost Inclusive: 2,120thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,580thLowest Crime Rates: 2,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,114thHighest Food Quality: 3,247thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,295thSafest: 3,326thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,410thHealthiest Citizens: 3,500thBest Weather: 3,557thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,211thLargest Governments: 4,311thMost Developed: 4,575thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,821stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,950thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,533rdSmartest Citizens: 5,809thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,202ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,361stMost Cultured: 7,380thMost Efficient Economies: 7,955thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,294thHighest Average Incomes: 10,418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,885thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,876th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 64th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionSafest: 69th in the regionBest Weather: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 91st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 131st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 236th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 249th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 397th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 492nd in the regionLargest Populations: 626th in the regionMost Influential: 740th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in New Holy German Empire' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, saying "don't do anything that Steppe Steiner wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy German Empire, the big red machine has ground to a halt.

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