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Most Influential: 1,992nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,948th Largest Welfare Programs: 6,821st
The Holtic Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We fight for our right with honor
Marco Thompson
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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New Holten

Population2.567 billion

CapitalNew Holten City
LeaderMarco Thompson
FaithDeez nutz

AnimalHoltic pig

The Holtic Federation of New Holten is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marco Thompson with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.567 billion Holtenaren have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Holten City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong a Holtenaar economy, worth 180 trillion Keunedarpers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,220 Keunedarpers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, hospitals in New Holten are too busy serving the needs of Conch Kingdom to see Holtenaren, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Holten's national animal is the Holtic pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deez nutz.

New Holten is ranked 52,879th in the world and 102nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Income Equality, scoring 47.04 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Influential: 1,992ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,948thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,821stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,828thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,354thNicest Citizens: 11,566thBest Weather: 11,778thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,666thMost Pacifist: 15,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,287thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,067th
Largest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the region

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