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Most Influential: 2,297th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,899th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,403rd
The Holtic Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We fight for our right with honor
Marco Thompson
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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New Holten

Population2.011 billion

CapitalNew Holten City
LeaderMarco Thompson
FaithDeez nutz

AnimalHoltic pig

The Holtic Federation of New Holten is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marco Thompson with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.011 billion Holtenaren have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Holten City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving a Holtenaar economy, worth 142 trillion Keunedarpers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,844 Keunedarpers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and hospitals in New Holten are too busy serving the needs of Conch Kingdom to see Holtenaren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Holten's national animal is the Holtic pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deez nutz.

New Holten is ranked 39,897th in the world and 54th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,601.84 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Influential: 2,297thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,899thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,403rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,112thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,427thNicest Citizens: 11,638thBest Weather: 12,492ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,499thMost Pacifist: 15,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,995th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the region

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