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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,558thMost Influential: 3,200thMost Devout: 3,449th
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New Hevania

Population1.697 billion

CapitalArikstoldstadt
LeaderKarl Friedrich Wittenburg
FaithChristianity

CurrencyHeron
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Empire of New Hevania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Karl Friedrich Wittenburg with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.697 billion Hevanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arikstoldstadt. The average income tax rate is 54.9%.

The powerhouse New Hevanian economy, worth 140 trillion Herons a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 83,017 Herons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered New Hevanian weed picker are way up, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, White Eagles with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hevania's national animal is the White Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Hevania is ranked 196,903rd in the world and 706th in Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,558thMost Influential: 3,200thMost Devout: 3,449thMost Patriotic: 4,385thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,355thMost Conservative: 10,959thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,048thMost Authoritarian: 14,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,629thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,666thLowest Crime Rates: 20,669thLargest Mining Sector: 21,051st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionMost Patriotic: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 66th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 66th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Hevania was endorsed by The Empire of Slavorussia.
  • : New Hevania was endorsed by The Confederation of Deftern.
  • : New Hevania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in New Hevania, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in New Hevania, White Eagles with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Following new legislation in New Hevania, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Hevania, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered New Hevanian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in New Hevania, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in New Hevania, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges.
  • : Following new legislation in New Hevania, the government is reining in public spending.

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