|Leader||Prime Minister Daniel Hayes|
The Republics and Kingdom of New Hayesalia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Daniel Hayes with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.295 billion New Hayesalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revnami. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but inefficient New Hayesalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,391 trillion Ќ Quats a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,396 Ќ Quats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hayesalia's national animal is the Blue-footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Hayesalia altered its national flag.
- : New Hayesalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : New Hayesalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : New Hayesalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : New Hayesalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans, Best Weather, Most Beautiful Environments, Largest Populations, and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : New Hayesalia's influence in Greater Prussia fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : New Hayesalia's influence in Greater Prussia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Superpower".
- : New Hayesalia lodged a message on the Greater Prussia Regional Message Board.
- : New Hayesalia relocated from Osiris to Greater Prussia.
- : New Hayesalia was refounded in Osiris.