The Greater Island Kingdom of New Hayesalia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Edwin Bolt with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.435 billion New Hayesalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revnami. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The New Hayesalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Ќ Quats a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 69,404 Ќ Quats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", tourists visit New Hayesalia to mass-moon New Hayesalian politicians, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hayesalia's national animal is the Blue Heeler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Hayesalia became WA Delegate of Greater Prussia.
- : New Hayesalia lost the position of Greater Prussia WA Delegate to The Grand Duchy of Inlateozas.
- : New Hayesalia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Gym Leader Roxanne.
- : New Hayesalia was endorsed by The Last Sheepish Hurrah of Dramasaurus.
- : New Hayesalia was endorsed by The Free Land of Cupcake Alice.
- : New Hayesalia was endorsed by The Republic of Zoom-9.
- : New Hayesalia was endorsed by The Republic of Bringthree.
- : New Hayesalia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Gym Leader Lieutenant Surge.
- : New Hayesalia was endorsed by The Republic of ManseventherUtd.
- : New Hayesalia was endorsed by The Republic of Are You A Human Drone.