The Classified Information of New haven america is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Seren Andrew Donavan with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.46 billion New Haven Americans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requese. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New haven american economy, worth 945 trillion Zens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,216 Zens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New haven america's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Alchemistry and Helix Fossil Worship.

New haven america is ranked 80,297^th in the world and 3,408^th in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 61.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.