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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,211th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,934th Largest Welfare Programs: 5,128th
The Classified Information of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Oh yeah
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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New haven america

Population13.46 billion

LeaderSeren Andrew Donavan
FaithAlchemistry and Helix Fossil Worship


The Classified Information of New haven america is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Seren Andrew Donavan with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.46 billion New Haven Americans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requese. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New haven american economy, worth 945 trillion Zens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,216 Zens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New haven america's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Alchemistry and Helix Fossil Worship.

New haven america is ranked 80,297th in the world and 3,408th in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 61.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,128thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,281stBest Weather: 5,733rdMost Influential: 6,178thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,220thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,698thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,865thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,897thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,596thLargest Populations: 10,712thNudest: 11,083rdMost Cultured: 11,499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,741stSafest: 13,413thLargest Governments: 13,917thHighest Economic Output: 13,952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,225thMost Pacifist: 16,213thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,215thLowest Crime Rates: 16,562nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 141st in the regionBest Weather: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 209th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 210th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 217th in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 257th in the regionMost Cultured: 276th in the regionLargest Governments: 280th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 383rd in the regionSafest: 387th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 407th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 456th in the regionNicest Citizens: 493rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 503rd in the regionMost Stationary: 570th in the regionMost Developed: 601st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 613th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 654th in the region

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