The The of of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kyle McLastname with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.623 billion New Haudenosaunee enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syracuse. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Haudenosaunee economy, worth 865 trillion NHC Wampums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,476 NHC Wampums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime is totally unknown. New Haudenosaunee Confederacy's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NationStates Moderatorism.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is ranked 229,813^th in the world and 7,594^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 39.58 Whatever.