The Christmas Republic of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kyle McLastname with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.495 billion New Haudenosaunee hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syracuse. The average income tax rate is 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Haudenosaunee economy, worth 279 trillion NHC Wampums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,021 NHC Wampums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown. New Haudenosaunee Confederacy's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is ranked 70,476^th in the world and 3,048^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,974.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.