The Demo-crazy of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dan Kmemes with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.159 billion New Haudenosaunee hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syracuse. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Haudenosaunee economy, worth 236 trillion NHC Wampums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,764 NHC Wampums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is renowned for its lax gun laws, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime is almost non-existent. New Haudenosaunee Confederacy's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Error 404 Not Found.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is ranked 149,363^rd in the world and 6,342^nd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 39.58 Whatever.