The United Democracy of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dan Kmemes with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.818 billion New Haudenosaunee hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syracuse. The average income tax rate is 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Haudenosaunee economy, worth 194 trillion NHC Wampums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 107,046 NHC Wampums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in New Haudenosaunee restaurants, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is well under control. New Haudenosaunee Confederacy's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lalaism.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is ranked 28,249^th in the world and 1,225^th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 73.18 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.