The The The The The of of of of of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kyle McLastname with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.916 billion New Haudenosaunee hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syracuse. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Haudenosaunee economy, worth 328 trillion NHC Wampums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,684 NHC Wampums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (New Haudenosaunee Confederacy has found 6 easter eggs), and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime is totally unknown. New Haudenosaunee Confederacy's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is ranked 29,300^th in the world and 1,065^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 34.76 Atheism Rate.