The Nerdy Democratic Republic of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kyle McLastname with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.343 billion New Haudenosaunee hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syracuse. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Haudenosaunee economy, worth 265 trillion NHC Wampums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,290 NHC Wampums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the nation is devoted to world peas, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime is totally unknown. New Haudenosaunee Confederacy's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is ranked 133,653^rd in the world and 5,809^th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.