The Democracy of New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dan Kmemes with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.992 billion New Haudenosaunee enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syracuse. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Haudenosaunee economy, worth 217 trillion NHC Wampums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,957 NHC Wampums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, glamping New Haudenosaunee won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime is almost non-existent. New Haudenosaunee Confederacy's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lalaism.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy is ranked 104,786^th in the world and 4,352^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.