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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,119thNudest: 2,413thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,682nd
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New Grine Ordinliis

Population421 million



The United States of New Grine Ordinliis is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed population of 421 million New Grine Ordinliisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The powerhouse New Grine Ordinliisian economy, worth 38.1 trillion Magiks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,454 Magiks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled parakeet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Grine Ordinliis's national animal is the parakeet, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Grine Ordinliis is ranked 32,425th in the world and 906th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,735.1 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,119thNudest: 2,413thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,682ndMost Influential: 4,481stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,334thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 22,151stLargest Retail Industry: 24,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,085thSafest: 27,036thMost Inclusive: 29,444th
Nudest: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 508th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 744th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 890th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 906th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,004th in the regionMost Influential: 1,019th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,082nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,165th in the region

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