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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,033rd Lowest Crime Rates: 8,586th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,833rd
The Esoteric Order of
Father Knows Best State
No Gods or Kings, Only Man
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Grestin

Population9.121 billion

CapitalHaslau
LeaderAdministrator Justine Caldwell

CurrencyYar
AnimalBadger

The Esoteric Order of New Grestin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Administrator Justine Caldwell with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.121 billion Grestinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haslau. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Grestinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion Yars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,554 Yars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carefully-staged grief is displayed by Administrator Justine Caldwell after national disasters, the only things Grestinians vote on are cutest Badger competitions, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of New Grestin, and the state aims to prevent terrorism by committing acts of terror against suspected aggressors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Grestin's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Grestin is ranked 48,269th in the world and 1,845th in Osiris for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,265.23 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,833rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,957thMost Cultured: 10,125thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,662ndHighest Economic Output: 11,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,909thSmartest Citizens: 14,361stLargest Governments: 14,395thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,810thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,022nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 393rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 432nd in the regionMost Cultured: 439th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 509th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 523rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 529th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 537th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the region

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