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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,076thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,124thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,128th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We are an army with a state
Emporer Otto Von Bismarck
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New German Empire

Population5.727 billion

CapitalNew Berlin
LeaderEmporer Otto Von Bismarck
FaithChristanity

CurrencyReichmark
AnimalWolf

The Empire of New German Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emporer Otto Von Bismarck with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.727 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlin. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion Reichmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,352 Reichmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New German Empire's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christanity.

New German Empire is ranked 142,541st in the world and 44th in Hartfelden for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,076thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,124thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,276thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,489thHighest Average Incomes: 1,566thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,796thLargest Black Market: 2,190thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,915thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,916thMost Developed: 3,653rdSmartest Citizens: 3,873rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,258thLowest Crime Rates: 4,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,021stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,492ndNudest: 6,725thLargest Governments: 6,946thLargest Mining Sector: 7,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,708thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,643rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,865thHighest Economic Output: 8,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,674thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,261stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,252ndMost Cultured: 11,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,903rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,888thMost Devout: 14,351stLargest Retail Industry: 15,532ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,815thMost Stationary: 20,219thMost Influential: 21,286thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,477thRudest Citizens: 23,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,515th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New German Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New German Empire, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Following new legislation in New German Empire, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in New German Empire, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in New German Empire, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • : New German Empire's influence in Hartfelden fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in New German Empire, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in New German Empire, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Emporer Otto Von Bismarck's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in New German Empire, Emporer Otto Von Bismarck claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in New German Empire, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.

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