Population | 5.727 billion |
Capital | New Berlin |
Leader | Emporer Otto Von Bismarck |
Faith | Christanity |
Currency | Reichmark |
Animal | Wolf |
The Empire of New German Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emporer Otto Von Bismarck with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.727 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlin. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion Reichmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,352 Reichmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New German Empire's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christanity.
New German Empire is ranked 142,541st in the world and 44th in Hartfelden for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New German Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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New German Empire, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
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New German Empire, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
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New German Empire, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in
New German Empire, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
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New German Empire's influence in Hartfelden fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
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New German Empire, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
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New German Empire, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Emporer Otto Von Bismarck's portrait.
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New German Empire, Emporer Otto Von Bismarck claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
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New German Empire, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.