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The United Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
You Can't Stop Progress
Patrick Martin
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Flangad

Population3.058 billion

CapitalAmsterdam
LeaderPatrick Martin
FaithEmpty Gods

Currencylira
Animalcrocodile

The United Kingdom of New Flangad is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Patrick Martin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.058 billion New Flangadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Flangadian economy, worth 206 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,421 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The weather in Amsterdam is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', the same 3058 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Patrick Martin's every word on Twitcher, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled New Flangad with a very polite populace, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Flangad's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

New Flangad is ranked 181,171st in the world and 269th in Oneid for Most Extreme, scoring 11.04 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,326th
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled New Flangad with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, the same 3058 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Patrick Martin's every word on Twitcher.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, the weather in Amsterdam is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in New Flangad, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.

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