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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,786th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,721st Rudest Citizens: 3,049th
The Smug Anime Girl Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Ei enää koskaan
President Heikkinen
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Finnish Republic

Population6.297 billion

CapitalNew Helsinki
LeaderPresident Heikkinen
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyKulta
AnimalLynx

The Smug Anime Girl Empire of New Finnish Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Heikkinen with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.297 billion Finns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion Kultas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,552 Kultas, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Finns, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the dartboard at the Finnish Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President Heikkinen's face, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Finnish Republic's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

New Finnish Republic is ranked 19,234th in the world and 17th in Scandinavia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,486.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Top
1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,786thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,721stRudest Citizens: 3,049thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,907thLargest Retail Industry: 4,536thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,011thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,117thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,591stHighest Average Incomes: 7,674thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,798thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,908thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,484thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,728thHighest Economic Output: 10,556thMost Efficient Economies: 12,109thMost Developed: 12,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,296thSmartest Citizens: 15,304thMost Cultured: 15,536thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,647th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the dartboard at the Finnish Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President Heikkinen's face.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Finns.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.

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