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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,572nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,416th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,087th
The Smug Anime Girl Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Ei enää koskaan
President Heikkinen
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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New Finnish Republic

Population7.966 billion

CapitalNew Helsinki
LeaderPresident Heikkinen
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyKulta
AnimalLynx

The Smug Anime Girl Empire of New Finnish Republic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Heikkinen with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.966 billion Finns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,438 trillion Kultas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,548 Kultas, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the government is spending billions of Kultas on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Finnish Republic's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

New Finnish Republic is ranked 13,647th in the world and 16th in Scandinavia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 325.68 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,572ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,416thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,087thRudest Citizens: 4,050thLargest Retail Industry: 4,778thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,650thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,292ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,307thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,316thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,635thHighest Average Incomes: 7,649thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,699thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,997thMost Efficient Economies: 11,909thMost Developed: 11,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,369thMost Cultured: 14,516thSmartest Citizens: 14,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,487th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : New Finnish Republic's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the government is spending billions of Kultas on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.

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