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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,167thLargest Retail Industry: 5,184th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Glory of the Lion
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New Finnish Republic

Population13.76 billion

CapitalNew Helsinki
LeaderPresident Heikkinen
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyKulta
AnimalLynx

The Constitutional Monarchy of New Finnish Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Heikkinen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.76 billion Finns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 2,537 trillion Kultas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,424 Kultas, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the news is showing footage of President Heikkinen bullying an old man to the point of tears, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Finnish Republic's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

New Finnish Republic is ranked 12,491st in the world and 22nd in Scandinavia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,361.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,167thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 5,184thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,291stHighest Economic Output: 6,544thRudest Citizens: 7,043rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,156thMost Patriotic: 7,369thHighest Average Incomes: 8,499thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,097thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,081stMost Stationary: 11,066thMost Cultured: 11,837thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,288thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,491stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,493rdMost Influential: 14,032ndMost Developed: 14,367thSmartest Citizens: 14,714thMost Efficient Economies: 15,368thLargest Black Market: 16,258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,771stMost Average: 19,164thLargest Populations: 21,542ndLargest Governments: 22,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,579th
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Most Average: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the news is showing footage of President Heikkinen bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.

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