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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,302ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,117th
The Smug Anime Girl Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ei enää koskaan
President Heikkinen
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Finnish Republic

Population11.162 billion

CapitalNew Helsinki
LeaderPresident Heikkinen
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyKulta
AnimalLynx

The Smug Anime Girl Empire of New Finnish Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Heikkinen with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.162 billion Finns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 2,017 trillion Kultas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,758 Kultas, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Finnish Republic's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

New Finnish Republic is ranked 203,573rd in the world and 43rd in Scandinavia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -25.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,302ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,117thRudest Citizens: 4,605thLargest Retail Industry: 4,759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,126thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,275thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,545thHighest Economic Output: 7,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,807thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,061stHighest Average Incomes: 8,246thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,926thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,363rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,274thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,882ndMost Stationary: 13,051stMost Efficient Economies: 13,445thMost Cultured: 13,623rdSmartest Citizens: 13,964thMost Developed: 14,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,149thMost Influential: 16,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,580thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,701st
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Most Average: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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