by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,710th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,504th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,369th
The Smug Anime Girl Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Ei enää koskaan
President Heikkinen
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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New Finnish Republic

Population7.204 billion

CapitalNew Helsinki
LeaderPresident Heikkinen


The Smug Anime Girl Empire of New Finnish Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Heikkinen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.204 billion Finns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion Kultas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 179,608 Kultas, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to President Heikkinen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Finnish Republic's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

New Finnish Republic is ranked 158,120th in the world and 47th in Scandinavia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 27.85 Whatever.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,710thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,504thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,369thRudest Citizens: 3,740thLargest Retail Industry: 4,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,273rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,380thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,184thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,187thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,540thHighest Average Incomes: 7,622ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,237thHighest Economic Output: 9,407thMost Efficient Economies: 11,611thMost Developed: 12,096thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,560thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,924thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,596thMost Cultured: 15,143rdSmartest Citizens: 15,266th

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