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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,824th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,396th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,021st
The Smug Anime Girl Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ei enää koskaan
President Heikkinen
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Finnish Republic

Population8.316 billion

CapitalNew Helsinki
LeaderPresident Heikkinen
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyKulta
AnimalLynx

The Smug Anime Girl Empire of New Finnish Republic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Heikkinen with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.316 billion Finns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion Kultas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 181,626 Kultas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in New Finnish Republic, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Finnish Republic's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

New Finnish Republic is ranked 173,106th in the world and 40th in Scandinavia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -25.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,824thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,396thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,021stLargest Retail Industry: 4,749thRudest Citizens: 4,800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,556thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,622ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,618thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,504thHighest Average Incomes: 7,613thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,235thHighest Economic Output: 8,439thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,746thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,801stMost Developed: 11,675thMost Efficient Economies: 12,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,864thSmartest Citizens: 14,326thMost Cultured: 14,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,006thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,502nd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in New Finnish Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : New Finnish Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in New Finnish Republic, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.

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