|Capital||New Fingland Central|
|Leader||Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great|
|Currency||New Fingland Dollar|
The Theocratic Republic of New Fingland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 6.903 billion Fings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fingland Central. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient New Finglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion New Fingland Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,287 New Fingland Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fingland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pentecostal Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : New Fingland was endorsed by The Free Land of Les Lumieres.
- : New Fingland was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Germanic Araya.
- : New Fingland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Freienland.
- : New Fingland was endorsed by The E-Democracy of The Rhein States.
- : New Fingland was endorsed by Huego sol.
- : New Fingland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : New Fingland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of West Coastal States.
- : New Fingland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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