by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 586th Most Influential: 925th Most Devout: 2,623rd
The Theocratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
In Peace With Nature; Committed To The Cause Of Freedom
Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Theocratic Republic of New Fingland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.881 billion New Finglandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fingland Central. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Finglandian economy, worth 692 trillion New Finglandian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,970 New Finglandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fingland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pentecostal Christianity.

New Fingland is ranked 23,908th in the world and 557th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 519.66714657948 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 586thMost Influential: 925thTop
Most Devout: 2,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,380thBest Weather: 4,832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,845thMost Developed: 4,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,091stMost Pacifist: 5,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,357thMost Efficient Economies: 5,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,597thLargest Governments: 5,827thNicest Citizens: 6,460thHealthiest Citizens: 7,008thLowest Crime Rates: 7,109thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,788thMost Inclusive: 7,886thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,281stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,583rdSafest: 9,926thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,335thMost Cultured: 10,497thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,592ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,058thHighest Average Incomes: 13,246thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,079thNudest: 15,794thHighest Economic Output: 16,281st
Most Devout: 86th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 144th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 164th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 199th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 201st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 202nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionLargest Governments: 229th in the regionBest Weather: 231st in the regionMost Developed: 258th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 261st in the regionMost Pacifist: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 269th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 313th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Influential: 347th in the regionNicest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 375th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 396th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 420th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 448th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 450th in the regionSafest: 465th in the regionMost Inclusive: 467th in the regionMost Cultured: 479th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 491st in the regionNudest: 537th in the regionMost Stationary: 557th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 568th in the regionLargest Populations: 589th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 618th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 628th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 685th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 809th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 151 » Guslantis, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Joodey, Bharathvarsh, HMS Unicorn, SillyString, Yaorozu, Lionia, Apetopia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Meritdom, Frances Francis the First of France, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, Elspeth and Samina, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Vegetarian States, Great Bights Mum, Pasargad, Wisconsota, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Vantaria, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ceretis, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Malta Comino Gozo, Sankami, New Lakemba, Reannia, Tuand Seton, Siwale, Halcon siveriano, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Indereac Lanx, Hong Kong Empire, Celreostia, Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Morrn, Vazali, and 101 others.Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Alice Gardens, The Rossinite Empire, Rukonia, Kwaj, Amerian States, Rouene, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Ainsworth, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Cleoskye, Zedeya, Diodone, Coemgen, Anima Proxa, Zatrela, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Sheppey, Ostrinios, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zemnaya Svoboda, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Beowulfe, Prevaland, Herzliyya, Yaris, Forunte, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, United States of Panthalassa, The Russland kingdom, The Akhara Islands, Swiss Peace, Sanjurika, Athenian Republic of the People, Habanan, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Clintonburge, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, Rylam, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Zandir Antari, Beodarasc, Pakistan 001, Maestros haven, Territorio di Nessuno, Coppicia, Ice and Tinian, SchoolHouse Rock, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Corfad, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Slaughterhouse Nine, Cuyan, Celebia, Phillywob, Asuroka, Wodan, Rockym, The Free Californian People, Thenaca, Blurds, Qyrym, Deropia, Felhaven, Yukkira, The Holy Badass Empire, Victoriaans Nederlands, Sailence, Libotionia, New-El, Midds Conia, Horsley Land, and Legique.

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