by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 455th Most Influential: 753rd Most Subsidized Industry: 1,673rd
The Theocratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In Peace With Nature; Committed To The Cause Of Freedom
Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Fingland

Population6.489 billion

CapitalNew Fingland Central
LeaderBenevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great
FaithPentecostal Christianity

CurrencyNew Fingland Dollar

The Theocratic Republic of New Fingland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 6.489 billion Fings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fingland Central. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Finglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion New Fingland Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,639 New Fingland Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, children often kick Eagles for amusement, New Fingland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fingland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pentecostal Christianity.

New Fingland is ranked 154,618th in the world and 7,676th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.29 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 455thMost Influential: 753rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,673rdMost Devout: 2,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,053rdBest Weather: 2,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,156thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,806thLargest Governments: 2,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,134thMost Developed: 3,411thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,576thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,744thMost Pacifist: 3,809thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,847thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,010thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,084thHealthiest Citizens: 4,141stMost Inclusive: 4,254thNicest Citizens: 4,389thMost Cultured: 5,000thSmartest Citizens: 5,241stMost Efficient Economies: 5,332ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,501stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,167thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,304thSafest: 7,098thHighest Average Incomes: 7,104thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,374thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,815thHighest Economic Output: 10,089thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,870th
Most Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 114th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 116th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 129th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 134th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 162nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 196th in the regionMost Developed: 196th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 204th in the regionMost Pacifist: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 226th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 233rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 240th in the regionNicest Citizens: 244th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 256th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Inclusive: 260th in the regionMost Influential: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 303rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 323rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 347th in the regionSafest: 373rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 389th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 416th in the regionMost Average: 421st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 451st in the regionLargest Populations: 509th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 742nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 749th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 777th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, New Fingland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, children often kick Eagles for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Guslantis, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Joodey, SillyString, Yaorozu, Lionia, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ceretis, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Malta Comino Gozo, New Lakemba, Siwale, Halcon siveriano, Indereac Lanx, Celreostia, Kingdom of Space, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Alice Gardens, The Rossinite Empire, Kwaj, Amerian States, Rouene, Puczovska, General COE, Ainsworth, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Sheppey, Pleroma Sans Romans, and 135 others.Prevaland, Herzliyya, Yaris, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, The Akhara Islands, Habanan, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Beodarasc, Territorio di Nessuno, Ice and Tinian, Tredano, Corfad, Wodan, The Free Californian People, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Dodione, Gran Finisterra, Agrauron, The Galactic Triumvirate, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Kyoki Chudoku, Wilkshire, Paxiosolange, Azzarel, NatsukiLand, Republic of Destiny, Camarthen, Merconitonitopia, Bothia, South Aetulia, The Kallandikonk, Abiswashyo-bhumi, ABC, The Syca, Malvad, Ozstan, Lungha, Xinchao, Get Away From Me, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Kyrianian, Atain, Xagill, Albacria, British Bayonet, Zyvetskistaahn, Mordant99, Manticore utopia, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Chukstik Illahi, Novo England, Unsophisticate, Venezuelia, Arrivederci, Choistan, Zombodice, Wunderstrafanstalt, Shibutani, Rumagna, Q w e r t y, Jefffliu, The Windmilluminati, Soviet Terran, East Supple Lund, Atheenos, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Diche Choklate, Lower Nubia, Yukkira, Underground Techno, THX1138, BrightFutures, Californian Redwood, Northern Glory, Pizza Squared, Former English Colony, Chamocha, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Valenair, Highton Islands, Ingensterra, Thoets, United Draconia, Wisconsota, The Gamer Party, Batdaviea, Lake Flotillas, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Shentia, Racoda, Grimrholm, Sacrento, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Deropia, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, Empy, RaRaRasputinn, Kulgatha, Varagog, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, Sevmenika, I am the one who knocks, Prickly Town, Sahriastan, The United States of Romania, Shiavania, Jalyort Empire, Maott, Dechire par la Guerre, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Suicidistan, United Republic Greliser, and Aenglaland.

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