|Capital||New Fingland Central|
|Leader||Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great|
|Currency||New Fingland Dollar|
The Theocratic Republic of New Fingland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 6.489 billion Fings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fingland Central. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient New Finglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion New Fingland Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,639 New Fingland Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, children often kick Eagles for amusement, New Fingland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fingland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pentecostal Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, New Fingland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, children often kick Eagles for amusement.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
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