|Capital||New Fingland Central|
|Leader||Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great|
|Currency||New Fingland Dollar|
The Theocratic Republic of New Fingland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.778 billion Fings enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fingland Central. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient New Finglandian economy, worth 995 trillion New Fingland Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 172,210 New Fingland Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fingland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pentecostal Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Fingland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The East Pacific".
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, neighboring nations are tired of New Fingland's big fish stories.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in New Fingland, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the New Finglandian flag can be displayed.
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