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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 421st Most Influential: 700th Most Devout: 2,035th
The Theocratic Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
In Peace With Nature; Committed To The Cause Of Freedom
Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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New Fingland

Population5.778 billion

CapitalNew Fingland Central
LeaderBenevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great
FaithPentecostal Christianity

CurrencyNew Fingland Dollar

The Theocratic Republic of New Fingland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Benevolent Dictator-Akpofure The Great with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.778 billion Fings enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fingland Central. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Finglandian economy, worth 995 trillion New Fingland Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 172,210 New Fingland Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fingland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pentecostal Christianity.

New Fingland is ranked 34,783rd in the world and 1,544th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 45.08 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 421stMost Influential: 700thTop
Most Devout: 2,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,267thMost Pacifist: 2,868thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,106thBest Weather: 3,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,721stLargest Governments: 3,806thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,848thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,936thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,954thLowest Crime Rates: 4,000thMost Developed: 4,320thNicest Citizens: 4,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,461stMost Inclusive: 4,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,722ndSafest: 4,822ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,118thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,322ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,468thHealthiest Citizens: 5,773rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,923rdMost Cultured: 6,343rdSmartest Citizens: 6,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,395thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,407thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,475thHighest Average Incomes: 8,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,947thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,554thHighest Economic Output: 11,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,741stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,771st
Most Devout: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 189th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 195th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionSafest: 224th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 232nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 236th in the regionMost Developed: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 250th in the regionNicest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost Inclusive: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 297th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 297th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 300th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 350th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 381st in the regionMost Stationary: 458th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 480th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 480th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 536th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 538th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 587th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 625th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 688th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 832nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Fingland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The East Pacific".
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, neighboring nations are tired of New Fingland's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fingland, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the New Finglandian flag can be displayed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Guslantis, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Joodey, Bharathvarsh, HMS Unicorn, SillyString, Yaorozu, Lionia, Apetopia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ceretis, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Malta Comino Gozo, Sankami, New Lakemba, Siwale, Halcon siveriano, Indereac Lanx, Celreostia, Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Vazali, Lord Ravenclaw, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Alice Gardens, The Rossinite Empire, Kwaj, Amerian States, Rouene, Puczovska, General COE, Ainsworth, and 135 others.Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Sheppey, Pleroma Sans Romans, Prevaland, Herzliyya, Yaris, Forunte, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, The Russland kingdom, The Akhara Islands, Habanan, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Seven Hills, Rylam, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Beodarasc, Pakistan 001, Territorio di Nessuno, Ice and Tinian, SchoolHouse Rock, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Corfad, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Celebia, Phillywob, Wodan, The Free Californian People, Thenaca, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Legique, Dodione, Gran Finisterra, Hexago, Agrauron, The Galactic Triumvirate, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Kyoki Chudoku, Wilkshire, Paxiosolange, Azzarel, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, Republic of Destiny, Camarthen, Merconitonitopia, Bothia, South Aetulia, The Kallandikonk, Abiswashyo-bhumi, ABC, The Syca, Malvad, Ozstan, Astal Aavors, Lungha, Sendia Buth, Xinchao, Get Away From Me, Aledonigystan, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Pop Prorp, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Kyrianian, Ktyria, Morlanka, Canada GR, Atain, Xagill, LaKronia, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Cellorigo, Pandessiand, Wesley Republic, Nueava Libertalia, Albacria, Benolia, Freienland, British Bayonet, Zyvetskistaahn, ThE eNd oF eE, Crazy Kongo, Mordant99, Manticore utopia, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Chukstik Illahi, The Dolanets islands, Novo England, Unsophisticate, Venezuelia, Arrivederci, Choistan, Zombodice, Wunderstrafanstalt, Chrysanthemum THRONE, Shibutani, Rumagna, Q w e r t y, Jefffliu, The Windmilluminati, The Oceanic Lands, Sallanas, Soviet Terran, East Supple Lund, Atheenos, Edrarin, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Diche Choklate, United Nikolasia, Lower Nubia, Yukkira, Underground Techno, THX1138, FLARADESTRA, BrightFutures, and Californian Redwood.

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