The Res Publica of New Fania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lio Nebulon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.169 billion New Fanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Fanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,321 trillion Fanonis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 328,124 Fanonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs, President Lio Nebulon can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Fania's national animal is the Fanian Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Fania is ranked 293,155^th in the world and 828^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.31 law-abiding acts per hour.