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Most Stationary: 568th Nudest: 1,232nd Largest Populations: 1,344th
The Queen's State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Region Founder of United States of America
the Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Falham

Population30.909 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor


The Queen's State of New Falham is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 30.909 billion Falhamites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The all-consuming Falhamer economy, worth a remarkable 2,030 trillion betales a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 65,689 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,453 per year while the poor average 17,430, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, and retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Falham's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Falham is ranked 30,397th in the world and 9th in United States of America for Most Developed, scoring 67.11 on the Human Development Index.

Most Stationary: 568thNudest: 1,232ndLargest Populations: 1,344thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,589thHighest Economic Output: 5,712thMost Influential: 5,721stMost Secular: 6,870thLargest Retail Industry: 7,234th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the region

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