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Nudest: 1,535th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,962nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,845th
The Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Forward as One
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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New Eyslia

Population208 million

CurrencyDos
Animallion

The Republic of New Eyslia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 208 million New Eyslians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving New Eyslian economy, worth 15.0 trillion Dos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 71,914 Dos, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Eyslia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Eyslia is ranked 11,568th in the world and 604th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 77.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Nudest: 1,535thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,962ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,845thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,124thTop
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Most Primitive: 11,568thMost Influential: 14,162nd
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Nudest: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 181st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 206th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 604th in the region

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