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Nicest Citizens: 1,225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,234thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,639th
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New Excalibus

Population7.741 billion

Capitalthe Park


The Rescue Ranger of New Excalibus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dale with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.741 billion Excalia enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Park. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Excalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,320 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown. New Excalibus's national animal is the chipmunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rangerism.

New Excalibus is ranked 49,208th in the world and 111th in Karma for Safest, scoring 101.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Nicest Citizens: 1,225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,234thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,639thMost Inclusive: 2,063rdHighest Food Quality: 2,272ndMost Pacifist: 2,296thMost Influential: 2,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,412thBest Weather: 2,426thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,827thMost Cultured: 2,968thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,520thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,941stMost Developed: 4,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,148thSmartest Citizens: 4,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,730thMost Efficient Economies: 5,065thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,634thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,648thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,889thLargest Governments: 5,948thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,477thHealthiest Citizens: 7,607thLowest Crime Rates: 8,637thHighest Average Incomes: 8,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,998thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,427thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,464thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,831st
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the region

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