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Nicest Citizens: 1,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,502nd
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New Excalibus

Population4.72 billion

Capitalthe Park


The Rescue Ranger of New Excalibus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dale with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.72 billion Excalia have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Park. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Excalian economy, worth 873 trillion acorns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,147 acorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Excalia, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, and dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality. Crime is totally unknown. New Excalibus's national animal is the chipmunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rangerism.

New Excalibus is ranked 7,779th in the world and 8th in Karma for Highest Average Incomes, with 185,147.87 Standard Monetary Units.

Nicest Citizens: 1,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,502ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,630thMost Inclusive: 1,752ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,297thBest Weather: 2,456thMost Pacifist: 2,528thMost Cultured: 2,704thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,180thMost Efficient Economies: 4,208thMost Developed: 4,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,416thSmartest Citizens: 4,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,574thLargest Governments: 5,584thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,964thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,627thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,637thHighest Average Incomes: 7,779thLowest Crime Rates: 8,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,190thHealthiest Citizens: 8,204thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,789thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,204thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,521stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,453rdHighest Economic Output: 19,358th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the region

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