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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,273rd Nicest Citizens: 1,299th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,856th
The Northern Kingdom of
Left-Leaning College State
I use humor as a defense mechanism.
Chandler Bing
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Excalibus

Population2.787 billion

CapitalNew Hemlock
LeaderChandler Bing

AnimalExcalian Greyhound

The Northern Kingdom of New Excalibus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chandler Bing with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.787 billion Excalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hemlock. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Excalian economy, worth 482 trillion Excalics a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 173,150 Excalics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown. New Excalibus's national animal is the Excalian Greyhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Turtlezogoth.

New Excalibus is ranked 2,875th in the world and 3rd in The Clover Confederation for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,692.91 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,273rdNicest Citizens: 1,299thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,856thMost Inclusive: 1,974thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,875thBest Weather: 2,911thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,051stMost Cultured: 3,247thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,274thMost Devout: 3,636thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,168thMost Pacifist: 4,288thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,713thMost Developed: 4,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,033rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,039thSmartest Citizens: 6,090thLargest Governments: 6,808thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 7,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,087thHighest Average Incomes: 8,492ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,680thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,559thLowest Crime Rates: 10,648thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,019thHealthiest Citizens: 11,291stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,604thRudest Citizens: 14,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,709th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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