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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,213th Nicest Citizens: 2,227th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,022nd
The United Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I mean, at least we're not commies!
King Edward I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Excalibus

Population1.862 billion

CapitalNew Hemlock
LeaderKing Edward I

AnimalExcalian Greyhound

The United Commonwealth of New Excalibus is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Edward I with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.862 billion Excalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hemlock. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Excalian economy, worth 288 trillion Excalics a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 155,180 Excalics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, refugees from other nations are flocking to New Excalibus's border, and the Excalian Greyhound is a protected species. Crime is totally unknown. New Excalibus's national animal is the Excalian Greyhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Northernism.

New Excalibus is ranked 3,089th in the world and 1st in The Clover Confederation for Most Inclusive, scoring 260.27 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,213thNicest Citizens: 2,227thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,022ndMost Inclusive: 3,089thMost Pacifist: 3,583rdMost Devout: 4,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,241stBest Weather: 4,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,395thMost Cultured: 4,398thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,488thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,672ndMost Developed: 5,942ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,351stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,289thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,990thSmartest Citizens: 8,253rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,490thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,489thLargest Governments: 10,157thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,227thMost Efficient Economies: 10,468thHighest Average Incomes: 11,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,624thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,247thLowest Crime Rates: 13,836thHealthiest Citizens: 14,087thSafest: 16,579th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

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