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Best Weather: 6,056th Largest Information Technology Sector: 6,495th Most Subsidized Industry: 6,912th
The Gone But Not Forgotten of
New York Times Democracy
Owner no longer active; telegrams will not be read.
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New Ex Patria

Population2.379 billion

LeaderEvgeni Tataryn

CurrencyPatrian Ruble

The Gone But Not Forgotten of New Ex Patria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Evgeni Tataryn with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.379 billion Ex Patrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ex Patrian economy, worth 289 trillion Patrian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,507 Patrian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Patrian Rubles each year, and the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Ex Patria's national animal is the Lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

New Ex Patria is ranked 153,271st in the world and 6,167th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -10.49 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Best Weather: 6,056thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,495thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,912thRudest Citizens: 7,036thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,217thHighest Drug Use: 7,825thMost Developed: 8,175thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,808thSafest: 9,455thMost Efficient Economies: 9,503rdMost Politically Free: 9,580thHealthiest Citizens: 9,826thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,880thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,275thMost Pacifist: 10,413thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,473rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,801stNicest Citizens: 12,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,980thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,946thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,118thMost Secular: 14,187thSmartest Citizens: 14,378thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,536thMost Cultured: 14,922ndMost Inclusive: 15,599thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,061st
Best Weather: 120th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionSafest: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 164th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionMost Pacifist: 168th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 175th in the regionRudest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 196th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionNicest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 226th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 262nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 267th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 282nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Secular: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 303rd in the regionMost Cultured: 308th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 317th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 320th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 365th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 404th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 420th in the regionMost Politically Free: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 543rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 614th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Ex Patria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : New Ex Patria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : New Ex Patria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : New Ex Patria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : New Ex Patria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : New Ex Patria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : New Ex Patria changed its national motto to "Owner no longer active; telegrams will not be read." and its nation type to "Gone But Not Forgotten".
  • : New Ex Patria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : New Ex Patria resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : New Ex Patria was endorsed by The Kingdom of Republic of edward.


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