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Best Weather: 5,587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,330thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,803rd
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New Ex Patria

Population2.942 billion

LeaderEvgeni Tataryn

CurrencyPatrian Ruble

The Federation of New Ex Patria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Evgeni Tataryn with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.942 billion Ex Patrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ex Patrian economy, worth 356 trillion Patrian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,226 Patrian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Evgeni Tataryn have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Ex Patria's national animal is the Lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

New Ex Patria is ranked 58,992nd in the world and 35th in The Democratic Commonwealth for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.34 Bank.

Best Weather: 5,587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,330thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,207thMost Efficient Economies: 8,683rdMost Pacifist: 8,847thSafest: 8,848thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,288thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,420thHealthiest Citizens: 9,493rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,572ndRudest Citizens: 9,911thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,008thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,389thHighest Drug Use: 10,536thMost Developed: 11,076thMost Politically Free: 12,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,298thNicest Citizens: 12,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,754thMost Cultured: 13,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,493rdSmartest Citizens: 14,339thMost Secular: 14,586thMost Inclusive: 14,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,971st
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the region

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