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Most Income Equality: 5,609th Most Authoritarian: 7,195th Highest Drug Use: 10,462nd
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New Evile

Population1.535 billion

LeaderGrand Owo


The Owonate of New Evile is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Owo with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.535 billion Evilites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwuba. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Evile economy, worth 22.7 trillion iviets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,782 iviets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Evile's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Uwuism.

New Evile is ranked 64,958th in the world and 8th in Donjia for Healthiest Citizens, with 2.52 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Income Equality: 5,609thMost Authoritarian: 7,195thTop
Highest Drug Use: 10,462nd
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the region

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