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Most Authoritarian: 3,923rdMost Conservative: 9,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,836th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Faithful through Misfortune
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Engleland

Population394 million

CapitalLondinium

CurrencyPound
AnimalEuropean Sparrowhawk

The Empire of New Engleland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 394 million New Englelandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Englelandian economy, worth 17.1 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,327 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, nations that kill a New Englelandian can expect a strongly worded letter, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Londinium Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Engleland's national animal is the European Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Engleland is ranked 240,844th in the world and 2nd in Union of Sociopaths for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.49 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,069thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,112thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,964thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,508thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,706thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,036thMost Extreme: 26,168th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Engleland, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Londinium Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in New Engleland, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in New Engleland, nations that kill a New Englelandian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in New Engleland, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in New Engleland, one complaint of New Engleland's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in New Engleland, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in New Engleland, the New Englelandian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : New Engleland's influence in Union of Sociopaths rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : New Engleland approved the World Assembly proposal "Education financial assistance act ".
  • : New Engleland approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"".

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