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Least Corrupt Governments: 351stLargest Publishing Industry: 368thSafest: 618th
The Democratic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Pro libertate, servitute nulla
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Emphillon

Population17.036 billion

CapitalNew Prague
LeaderEdward Folkner
FaithChristianity

Currencykoruna
Animalspy crab

The Democratic Republic of New Emphillon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Edward Folkner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.036 billion Emphillonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Prague. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Emphillonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,132 trillion korunas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,894 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and New Emphillon recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Emphillon's national animal is the spy crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Emphillon is ranked 135,768th in the world and 5,696th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 197 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 351stLargest Publishing Industry: 368thSafest: 618thMost Developed: 1,244thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,244thMost Devout: 1,302ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,516thMost Cultured: 1,640thNicest Citizens: 1,662ndMost Inclusive: 1,989thSmartest Citizens: 2,080thLowest Crime Rates: 2,252ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,419thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,071stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,253rdHighest Economic Output: 4,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,447thMost Efficient Economies: 4,553rdLargest Governments: 4,588thMost Pacifist: 4,738thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,801stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,106thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,916thHighest Average Incomes: 8,366thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,009thMost Income Equality: 9,598thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,739thLargest Populations: 11,605thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,884thBest Weather: 15,270th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionMost Devout: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 199th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 213th in the regionMost Pacifist: 215th in the regionLargest Governments: 227th in the regionMost Income Equality: 228th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 238th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 240th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 257th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 327th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 331st in the regionLargest Populations: 348th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 354th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 434th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 581st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 694th in the regionMost Influential: 778th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Emphillon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, New Emphillon recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered New Emphillonian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, New Emphillonian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Edward Folkner.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, rumor has it that Edward Folkner has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in New Emphillon, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.

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