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Most Pacifist: 56th Nicest Citizens: 65th Most Cheerful Citizens: 68th
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.453 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 279 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,439 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 40,331st in the world and 105th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Authoritarian, with 0.55 Stalins.

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Most Pacifist: 56thNicest Citizens: 65thMost Cheerful Citizens: 68thMost Compassionate Citizens: 75thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135thMost Beautiful Environments: 138thMost Cultured: 141stLongest Average Lifespans: 193rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 218thSmartest Citizens: 261stBest Weather: 294thHealthiest Citizens: 338thSafest: 378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 394thLargest Governments: 614thLowest Crime Rates: 1,080thMost Inclusive: 1,488thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,747thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,244thMost Devout: 3,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,404thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,042nd
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, foreign musicians that Embliri Trex dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.

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