Most Pacifist: 57th Nicest Citizens: 60th Most Compassionate Citizens: 67th
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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.388 billion Emblirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 263 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,307 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 72nd in the world and 1st in The Independent Order for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 97.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Pacifist: 57thNicest Citizens: 60thMost Compassionate Citizens: 67thMost Cheerful Citizens: 72ndMost Beautiful Environments: 106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113thMost Cultured: 124thLongest Average Lifespans: 146thLeast Corrupt Governments: 166thSmartest Citizens: 224thBest Weather: 254thHealthiest Citizens: 315thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 342ndSafest: 388thLargest Governments: 628thMost Inclusive: 1,100thLowest Crime Rates: 1,193rdTop
Most Influential: 1,989thLargest Populations: 2,829thMost Devout: 3,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,723rdTop
Most Stationary: 9,563rdMost Income Equality: 14,263rd
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 15th in the region

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