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Most Pacifist: 64th Most Cheerful Citizens: 67th Nicest Citizens: 72nd
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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New Embliria

Population23.527 billion

CapitalEmbliria
LeaderEmbliri Trex

CurrencyFlay
Animalfox

The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.527 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 293 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,495 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 168,005th in the world and 294th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -63.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 64thMost Cheerful Citizens: 67thNicest Citizens: 72ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 92ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155thMost Beautiful Environments: 157thMost Cultured: 170thLongest Average Lifespans: 237thLeast Corrupt Governments: 248thSmartest Citizens: 324thBest Weather: 331stHealthiest Citizens: 392ndSafest: 394thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 436thLargest Governments: 664thLowest Crime Rates: 1,162ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,760thLargest Populations: 2,635thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,169thMost Devout: 3,549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,114thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,905th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : New Embliria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : New Embliria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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