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Nicest Citizens: 59th Most Pacifist: 59th Most Compassionate Citizens: 72nd
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.949 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 271 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,358 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of New Embliria, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 177,596th in the world and 304th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -25.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 59thMost Pacifist: 59thMost Compassionate Citizens: 72ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 72ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 126thMost Cultured: 131stLongest Average Lifespans: 177thLeast Corrupt Governments: 185thSmartest Citizens: 241stBest Weather: 285thHealthiest Citizens: 338thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 359thSafest: 377thLargest Governments: 623rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,148thMost Inclusive: 1,364thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,782ndMost Influential: 3,304thMost Devout: 3,433rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,609thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,379thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,900th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of New Embliria.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, Embliri Trex's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the sanitised and dull music festivals of New Embliria are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : New Embliria's influence in New Warsaw Pact rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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