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The 8675-309 of New Ducklands is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.999 billion New Duckians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Duckian economy, worth 493 trillion British Sterling Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,329 British Sterling Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kingston, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ducklands's national animal is the Mallard Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Ducklands is ranked 10,950th in the world and 4th in Rossferry for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,945.88 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 6,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,366thMost Developed: 7,442ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,825thTop
Most Inclusive: 8,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,206thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,417thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,718thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,950thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,267thSmartest Citizens: 11,828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,009thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,957thBest Weather: 13,417thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,087thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,613thSafest: 14,910thNicest Citizens: 14,946thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,898thNudest: 16,676th
Most Developed: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the region

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