The Colonial Republic of New Dornalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nadine Huntleigh-MacIntyre with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.009 billion Dornalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Dornalian economy, worth an astonishing 10,393 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 296,867 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', recognizing the New Dornalian flag qualifies you for citizenship, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is totally unknown. New Dornalia's national animal is the bacon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abrahamic Monotheism.

New Dornalia is ranked 7,191^st in the world and 3^rd in Grand Alliance for Rudest Citizens, with 125.01 Insults Per Minute.