The Colonial Republic of New Dornalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nadine Huntleigh-MacIntyre with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.695 billion Dornalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Dornalian economy, worth an astonishing 10,042 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 298,029 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime is totally unknown. New Dornalia's national animal is the bacon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abrahamic Monotheism.

New Dornalia is ranked 5,416^th in the world and 4^th in Grand Alliance for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,370.99 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.