The Tomatoship of New Delfos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its digital currency, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.155 billion Delfics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delfingrad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Delfosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,952 trillion tomatoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,567 tomatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, there's never enough space in space, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Delfos's national animal is the Big Red Tomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Delfos is ranked 1,540^th in the world and 6^th in Taijitu for Highest Crime Rates, with 41.36 Crimes Per Hour.