The Tomatoship of New Delfos is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council of New Delfos with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.554 billion Delfics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delfingrad. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Delfosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,595 trillion tomatoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,425 tomatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of tomatoes are spent to take high-quality photos of the Big Red Tomato Nebula, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Delfos's national animal is the Big Red Tomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Delfos is ranked 172,276^th in the world and 41^st in Taijitu for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -32.4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.