The Tomatoship of New Delfos is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Council of New Delfos with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.628 billion Delfics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delfingrad. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Delfosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,603 trillion tomatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,375 tomatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and New Delfos's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Delfos's national animal is the Big Red Tomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Delfos is ranked 2,299^th in the world and 4^th in Taijitu for Highest Food Quality, scoring 245.77 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.