by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,069thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,107th
The Deadly Nation of
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Death is inevitable
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New Deathland

Population2.721 billion

CapitalOld Meathland
LeaderThe Grim Reaper


The Deadly Nation of New Deathland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Grim Reaper with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.721 billion New Deathlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Meathland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Deathlandian economy, worth 363 trillion Lives a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,558 Lives, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, and the homeless more often beg for mercy than money. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Deathland's national animal is the Reaper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reaperisam.

New Deathland is ranked 210,673rd in the world and 15th in The Region Of Gargery for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 361stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,069thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,645thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,327thLargest Black Market: 6,037thLargest Mining Sector: 7,242ndNudest: 7,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,146thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,479thMost Secular: 8,689thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,574thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,658thMost Patriotic: 14,013thMost Efficient Economies: 15,872ndLargest Governments: 17,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,546thMost Developed: 18,653rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,766th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

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