The Democratic Republic of New Crownea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Werner with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.001 billion New Crowneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingdom town. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The strong New Crownean economy, worth 57.7 trillion Crownea dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,609 Crownea dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, pet rocks are sold by the pound, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Crownea's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Crownea is ranked 236,706^th in the world and 9,082^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.