The Community of New Conwayland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 388 million New Conwaylandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sodorrah. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The thriving New Conwaylandian economy, worth 34.5 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 89,044 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, New Conwaylandians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', the Great New Conwaylandian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Conwayland's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Conwayland is ranked 122,238^th in the world and 114^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,106.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.