by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,263rdMost Armed: 4,156thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,791st
The Revolutionary Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Armed in comraderie and labour
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Communist Ontario

Population1.21 billion


CurrencyCanadian dollar

The Revolutionary Republic of New Communist Ontario is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Owen with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.21 billion Communist Ontarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Ontarian economy, worth 164 trillion Canadian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,284 Canadian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, there's never enough space in space, the NCOBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and Communist Ontarians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Communist Ontario's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

New Communist Ontario is ranked 108,530th in the world and 1st in Modern Communists for Most Stationary, with 66.31852005612 Days.

Most Secular: 1,263rdTop
Most Armed: 4,156thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,791stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,237thLowest Crime Rates: 8,284thLargest Governments: 8,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,137thMost Developed: 9,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,887thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,706thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,926thMost Cultured: 13,195thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,603rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,693rdMost Income Equality: 15,443rdSmartest Citizens: 15,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,743rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,745thHighest Average Incomes: 16,910thHealthiest Citizens: 17,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,421stMost Inclusive: 17,763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,837thMost Efficient Economies: 20,534th

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