The Republic of New Cerveza is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.576 billion New Cervezans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The New Cervezan economy, worth 78.9 trillion Caps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,056 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with a Turtle's head in their bed, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Cerveza's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Cerveza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in New Cerveza, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
- : New Cerveza was endorsed by The Stampsquatch of Fuentana.
- : New Cerveza was endorsed by The Kingdom of Willow Gate.
- : New Cerveza was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : New Cerveza was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : New Cerveza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : New Cerveza was endorsed by The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar.
- : New Cerveza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : New Cerveza was endorsed by The Republic of Dominguez Hills.
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