The Federal Republic of New Celoveniortan is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 651 million New Celoveniortanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Celoveniortan City. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Celoveniortanian economy, worth 62.2 trillion New Celoveniortanian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,573 New Celoveniortanian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Celoveniortan's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Celoveniortan is ranked 70,406^th in the world and 2,878^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,520.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.