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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,374th Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,474th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,033rd
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Terre de parole, terre de partage.
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New Caledonia

Population5.333 billion

CapitalNoumea
LeaderVyron Tolentino
FaithHo'oponopono

CurrencyFranc
AnimalSeagull

The Islands of New Caledonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vyron Tolentino with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.333 billion New Caledonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noumea. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Caledonian economy, worth 600 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,616 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, the weather in Noumea is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Caledonia's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ho'oponopono.

New Caledonia is ranked 91,409th in the world and 2nd in Florida Peninsular Treaty Organization for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 59.83 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,033rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,248thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,383rdBest Weather: 7,909thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,133rdNicest Citizens: 9,377thHighest Drug Use: 9,429thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,402ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,789thMost Developed: 11,494thSmartest Citizens: 11,886thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,859thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,531stSafest: 16,260thMost Secular: 16,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,851st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Caledonia's influence in Florida Peninsular Treaty Organization rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : New Caledonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caledonia, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor.
  • : New Caledonia became WA Delegate of Florida Peninsular Treaty Organization.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caledonia, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
  • : New Caledonia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in New Caledonia, the weather in Noumea is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caledonia, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caledonia, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : Following new legislation in New Caledonia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.

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