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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 823rdMost Influential: 3,352ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,194th
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New Caledon

Population399 million

CurrencyCaledonian Pound

The Republic of New Caledon is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 399 million New Caledonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The powerhouse New Caledonian economy, worth 38.4 trillion Caledonian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 96,274 Caledonian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. New Caledon's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Caledon is ranked 37,804th in the world and 1,776th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 75.62 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 823rdTop
Most Influential: 3,352ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,551stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,531stLargest Gambling Industry: 11,716th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 249th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 339th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 361st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 454th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 525th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 589th in the regionRudest Citizens: 636th in the regionMost Armed: 783rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 838th in the regionMost Influential: 890th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 190 » Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, McMasterdonia, Empy, Pallaith, Noahs Second Country, Loutsland, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Aetulia, Pazair, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Imperial Joseon, Ethnon, Porlock, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, Dabarastan, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, New Bremerton, Napnomadia, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Sundred, Koda-Land, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Palgo, Guer Aike, Abject Ludicrosity, Prigert, United Kahndaq, Siwale, Orado, Shibutani, Wineclaw, Liberate World Order, Fendlium, Xagill, Seenvorland, The New Communist Republic Of States, Daiz, Serendipita Martia, Sockmanland, Umuyyad, Khoik, and 140 others.Shadowrik, Castle Federation, Amauri, Haminkwarea, Sil Dorsett, Zumlandia, Jasminlandia, Praeceps, The Iron Lions, Interdimensional Zone, Universal State Formula, Loli County, Notyoutopia, Merconitonitopia, Newpromisedland, Woodsend, God Leon, The Stratosphere Islands, Malta Comino Gozo, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Ravendi, Abiswashyo-bhumi, MiaryBhalzhack, United Anglo-America, The Tampa Bay Rays, Esylara, Fel Imass, Navigator Islands, British Pacific Islands, The Endless Eventide, Kulgatha, Zyvetskistaahn, Conteria, Lendara, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Frances Francis the First of France, New Jamgra, Black Templares, PotatoFarmers, Valentine Z, Vivanco, Sunto, Angshire, 1 very fast endotarter, Terban Kedah, Methor, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Votak Matim, The World Capitalist Confederation, Joodey, Psychotic Vegans, Tachycardia, Eteles, KhalChicken, Clan Spaniel, Vexilia, Olofin, New Lakemba, Melkmeid, Xyrron, Banana Rat, Runeda, Steampunk Ariel, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Warsaw-Halicz, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Arlens Apartment, Harrys, New Octicarg, Otakus and Weebs, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Morover, Prevaland, Lybirit, Reyalda, Bhigham, Ihese, Mandexia, 2 and 2 is Fish, Godwanna, The Windmilluminati, Dorito Dust, Orven, New Avian, Diodone, Crader, Land of the Cross, Xentherida, Infantivore, SORT, Plangainer, Kranostav, Nisastria, Antiyard, Lazadonil, Novanoke, Valshire, Avastate, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Ponantine, Manticore utopia, Immenium, Fevens, Greifenburg, Zecit, Nora Rexa, Zokk, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ozstan, Conservative State of Poland, Ereena, Some Random TNP Nation, Unshleepd, United Federation of Murica, Yohannes, Irishvan, Wisconsota, Mooe, United Socialist Democratic, Kobagia, Aratani, Eravonia, Schnuftelland, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Most Freedom Ever, Kasazzastan, Californian Redwood, 9003, Rescadra, Zeternia, Racoda, and Astronomical.

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