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Highest Economic Output: 208thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 231stLargest Mining Sector: 246th
The Patriotic Capitalist State of
Corporate Police State
Duty, Sacrifice, Perfection
Majima Akuras
Influence
Power
Roleplay Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Caldari

Population33.54 billion

CapitalTovil
LeaderMajima Akuras
FaithThe Way

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKaojin Dragon

The Patriotic Capitalist State of New Caldari is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Majima Akuras with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.54 billion Caldari are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tovil. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caldari economy, worth an astonishing 13,476 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 401,794 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,836,068 per year while the poor average 53,572, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New Caldari's national animal is the Kaojin Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Way.

New Caldari is ranked 194,479th in the world and 8th in Liberalia for Safest, scoring 11.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Economic Output: 208thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 231stLargest Mining Sector: 246thHighest Disposable Incomes: 250thLargest Insurance Industry: 308thLargest Agricultural Sector: 362ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 392ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 485thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 517thMost Avoided: 656thLargest Gambling Industry: 675thHighest Average Incomes: 728thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 759thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 857thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 964thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 984thLargest Populations: 1,176thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,292ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,307thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,153rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,294thFattest Citizens: 2,306thSmartest Citizens: 2,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,685thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,853rdMost Secular: 3,990thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,801stMost Stationary: 4,801stLargest Retail Industry: 7,462ndRudest Citizens: 7,938thLargest Black Market: 10,326thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,223rdMost Influential: 15,550thMost Developed: 15,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,180thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,324th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Caldari changed its national leader to "Majima Akuras".
  • : New Caldari changed its national nation type to "Patriotic Capitalist State".
  • : New Caldari changed its national nation type to "State".
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : New Caldari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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