The Democratic Empire of New Caeitanordia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caeitanordian Council with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 2.276 billion New Caeitanordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorious Underground Citadel. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Caeitanordian economy, worth 395 trillion Caes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,679 Caes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and Caeitanordian Council's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Caeitanordia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Omnitheism.

New Caeitanordia is ranked 72,042^nd in the world and 1^st in Isolation time for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,559.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.