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Most Influential: 4,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,337th
The Democratic Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Make the most of all situations
Caeitanordian Council
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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New Caeitanordia

Population2.276 billion

CapitalGlorious Underground Citadel
LeaderCaeitanordian Council
FaithOmnitheism

CurrencyCae
AnimalWolf

The Democratic Empire of New Caeitanordia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caeitanordian Council with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 2.276 billion New Caeitanordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorious Underground Citadel. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Caeitanordian economy, worth 395 trillion Caes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,679 Caes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and Caeitanordian Council's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Caeitanordia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Omnitheism.

New Caeitanordia is ranked 72,042nd in the world and 1st in Isolation time for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,559.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 4,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,675thMost Developed: 6,922ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,142ndSmartest Citizens: 7,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,590thMost Efficient Economies: 8,321stRudest Citizens: 8,463rdMost Secular: 8,481stLowest Crime Rates: 9,448thLargest Governments: 9,489thHighest Average Incomes: 9,596thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,112thMost Cultured: 11,382ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,204thHealthiest Citizens: 14,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,002ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,300thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,635thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,234thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,398th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, Caeitanordian Council's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : New Caeitanordia's influence in Isolation time rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caeitanordia, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".

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