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Most Authoritarian: 9,575th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,599th Most Conservative: 9,664th
The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
пралета́рыі ўсіх краі́н, ядна́йцеся!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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New Byelorussia

Population3.483 billion

LeaderMarshal Lydia Kisialova

CurrencySoviet ruble

The Soviet Socialist Republic of New Byelorussia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marshal Lydia Kisialova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.483 billion Byelorussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minsk. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Byelorussian economy, worth 181 trillion Soviet rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,226 Soviet rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Byelorussian language, it's best to decline if Marshal Lydia Kisialova offers to buy a round of drinks, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and Atheism has been named as New Byelorussia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Byelorussia's national animal is the bear and its national religion is Atheism.

New Byelorussia is ranked 27,486th in the world and 7th in Slavija for Most Stationary, with 465.69249362328 Days.

Most Authoritarian: 9,575thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,599thMost Conservative: 9,664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,976thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,631stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,950thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,450th
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

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