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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,569th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,769th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,755th
The Dominion of
Corporate Bordello
Advance Britanna
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Britanna

Population8.808 billion

CapitalAlbion
LeaderPrime Minister Alden Brown
FaithProtestantism

Currencypound
Animalkangaroo

The Dominion of New Britanna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Alden Brown with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.808 billion Britannans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Britannan economy, worth 835 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 94,810 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 423,798 per year while the poor average 13,155, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Britanna's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantism.

New Britanna is ranked 160,252nd in the world and 1st in Euroba for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,569thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,769thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,040thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,981stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,259thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,507thMost Efficient Economies: 14,418thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,959thMost Developed: 16,527thHighest Economic Output: 16,701st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, in pet stores nationwide kangaroos are growing in popularity.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : New Britanna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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