by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,416th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,997th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,055th
The British Territory of
Capitalist Paradise
Munit Haec et Altera Vincit
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The British Territory of New Britanna is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lieutenant-Governor Alden Brown with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.957 billion New Britannans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halifax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The all-consuming New Britannan economy, worth 527 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,548 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, the election for Lieutenant-Governor Alden Brown's office's janitor is heating up, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Britanna's national animal is the osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of England.

New Britanna is ranked 139,030th in the world and 9th in American Union for Fattest Citizens, with 8.88 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,416thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,997thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,055thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,089thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,385th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Britanna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Britanna, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : New Britanna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : New Britanna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : New Britanna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : New Britanna was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Desert Republic of Nearly Finland, curing 3 million infected.
  • : New Britanna was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Desert Republic of Nearly Finland, curing 4 million infected.
  • : New Britanna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : New Britanna was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Desert Republic of Nearly Finland, curing 50 million infected.

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