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Largest Information Technology Sector: 173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274th
The Space Pirate Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Briantown

Population9.177 billion

CapitalBriantown
LeaderBrian
FaithBrianism

CurrencyBriantown buck
AnimalBear

The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.177 billion New Briantownians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 3,127 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 340,845 Briantown bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across New Briantown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.

New Briantown is ranked 16,458th in the world and 535th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,268.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274thMost Inclusive: 374thMost Influential: 442ndLargest Publishing Industry: 541stSmartest Citizens: 630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 660thHighest Poor Incomes: 777thRudest Citizens: 874thMost Cultured: 911thMost Compassionate Citizens: 912thNicest Citizens: 953rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 954thLargest Retail Industry: 1,059thHighest Average Incomes: 1,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,412thMost Developed: 1,661stMost Pacifist: 1,670thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,852ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,950thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,057thHealthiest Citizens: 2,063rdMost Secular: 2,134thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,336thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,252ndHighest Economic Output: 4,403rdLargest Black Market: 4,732ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,376thLargest Governments: 7,494thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,677thBest Weather: 11,422ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,447thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,698thMost Stationary: 21,508thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,341st
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 84th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159th in the regionLargest Black Market: 181st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 308th in the regionLargest Populations: 348th in the regionBest Weather: 368th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 388th in the regionMost Stationary: 407th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 430th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 535th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 633rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Briantown, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across New Briantown.
  • : Following new legislation in New Briantown, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in New Briantown, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in New Briantown, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in New Briantown, Briantown's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in New Briantown, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in New Briantown, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in New Briantown, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : New Briantown was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : New Briantown was endorsed by The Principality of Alambar.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 356 » Hanguk-Nippon, Si-topia, Jehenna, Nova Montron, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Two Jerseys, Nowa Europa, Noire Denholm, Linguiniland, St Oaks, The Solar System Scope, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Darakin, Kiasu-ism, The United Expanse, Erinor, Poopisiya, Pax Dracon, Pamela And Hepatitis, Tsvetania, Japanese Federal Republic, Dankstergrad, Soem, Curlyhoward, Linden Oak, The naked people, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Antarctic Empires, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Cypheri, Avalonica, Sanden, Utondara, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Theorin, RestartAll, Ridehale, Sthalrim, Rebel-topia, Calistan, Walloonia, Oxsania, Gymnostan, Seliyan progressive Islands, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Three Rivia Levr, Yellunstryer, Volaworand, Drystar, and 306 others.Sedunn, Escevola, North Kanuckistan, Ancient Slobovia, Southern Numenor, Madhonia, Angevin Britannia, Sandaoguo, Bergenu, Moreana, Trelatche, FreeFishers, GI-Land, Spazzhole, Bod Wareenaland, Farengeto, Great Andora, Aurcania, Kringalia, Wehraboos, Crystal Creation, Tsunamy, Potion Seller, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Corgitopiaa, Yeldarbsland, USNE2018, Isokenzar, Xandev, Cuuldere, Kandorith, Qvait, Stoniamera, The Filippinas, Land Without Shrimp, North Catimestistrianes, Changolandia, Amerion, Dasko, Maeiland, Los Lonley Boys, Blaash, Unidum, Rad Asia, Herbert Island, Zaelith, Grianal, Salguod, Zosnor, Substitute name, PenguinPies, A leftover country, Oreo States, The West Valley Mountains, Bumblegaria, NeoConcordia, The Worst army of, Fredriecan, Eastern Nyan, Jarilon, Mapico, Fasire, Direwolf1, Noveos, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Gentea, Shefino, Doraya, Kazov, Baltenlands, United Great Holy Empire, Graellioti, Velarin, Tiransia, Steampunk Engineers, Tioloman, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Iym Winterless, Techganet, Holy Free, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Springhollow, Ralphburg, Axis Mundi, Yavemaya, South Caleblan, Vardanfel, The Plebeian States, Quh, Compli, Dirkistan, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Andinla, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Gonrati, Alaninia, Royaltica, Auphelia, Laamiva, New Schoeneberg, Zolooloo, Lesinteil, Not Austria, The Drakan Republic, Odesseen, Valdutz, Aschenburg, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Glen Cooley, Ullan, Wardoeka, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Maerist, Republik Hintonia, Operahouse, Itani, Markla, Obscure Sorrows, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kucaland, Catsonya, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hypersensible Crybabies, South Blossom, Bohenia, Page 53, South Western Korea, The Northeast Mashriq, Mincestia, Indolos, Blondiesland, Doss Kingly, Storalia, Kroumos, Farelonia, Kallassius, Rectionk, Idiono, Lone Capitalist State, Drugged Monkeys, Myness, Hakk Fiss, Myndia, Greater Dalarestan, Rosescedium, Trotkys paradise, Midand, Concrete Slab, Drew-Topia, Drazilazi, Alfama, Monstrous Island, Aresten, Pmta, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Treesil, Guvnurag, Merevane, Kelle Sondians, Tepertopia, Purple Hyacinth, Isle of Glastonbury, Republic of RIP, Proctethia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Old Khmer, Filistinia, Canmore, SteamPunk Squirrels, Bartonia Nova, Brunier, Zataras, Western Calypso Islands, Seythennia, Charisma Bonus, Zuleit, Shoinkwishima, New Goldman, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Berlana, Myhomecountry, Los Rodeos, Sapientiano, Samofia, Steviland, Abyssal Phantasm, Rabbitz, Belschaft, Apartment 11F, Euro Pacifica, Privatore, Osymaka, Rotenaplistan, Jiam, Martzian, Ostko, Xergiokia, Wakandan Tribes, Communist Darskaya Republic, Tughampton, Kingpins, The Imperial Frost Federation, Manuck, Armonitopia, Yahshabbat, Blaufrankisch, Hisal, Drucar, Rosdrikk, New Amere, Adparitora, WI SD EA D, Ceutalia, Unity of purity, Hermela, Holota, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Asdfghuiop, Lionstrapower, Treir, The White Isles, Lugentzdort, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Synarion, Gidonia, Scu Greinne, Wallechi, Honey Cake, Truskawkoland, Central German Empire, Levistian, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Doge Land, Centia Deran, Neten Land, Human Centered Capitalism, Margila Islands, Qawe, Juche States, Cokoland, East Nagaland, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, The Imperial Of Notsep, Banglazstrogaria, Freavia, Yeses, The Republic Of Williamsburg, Neazland, Lyland, Death to democracy, Cocao, Ottawa land, Conexia, Unojo, Raven Can, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Arvan Irawer, Greater Scottdascoda, St Scurry and Jelly, Eternal Memedom, Peligo, Noimosini, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, New Belgrade, Rubelios, Westenhald, NIGHTRAY, Bod Zarth Throge, Anarkiopia, Neo Yorka, Virmena, Doundaly, Romais Marety, Sodor and Mann, Heliophilia, Equal and United Scientists, Twoole, Skaladoria, The United Australian States, Fission, Nova Kobol, Cratonim, Populaa, Kantahania, Ipugao, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Peabodia, and Alambar.

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