The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.344 billion New Briantownians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. The average income tax rate is 64.4%.
The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 290,987 Briantown bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Religious education is a new government priority, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Bear sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Bear sacrifices.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, religious education is a new government priority.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
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