Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 122nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 146th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 157th
The Evenguard of
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The Evenguard of New Azura is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Calixte I with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.967 billion Azurans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isaura. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Azur economy, worth a remarkable 8,040 trillion Rankmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 383,481 Rankmarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,591,404 per year while the poor average 20,986, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Azura's national animal is the Caeruleuan Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ecclesia Rithos.

New Azura is ranked 156,784th in the world and 67th in Greater Dienstad for Most Primitive, scoring -357.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 157thLargest Mining Sector: 209thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 269thFattest Citizens: 345thHighest Economic Output: 354thLargest Gambling Industry: 386thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 403rdHighest Average Incomes: 430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 456thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 459thLargest Insurance Industry: 506thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 534thMost Avoided: 577thMost Armed: 599thRudest Citizens: 645thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 732ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,048thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,280thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,312thLargest Retail Industry: 1,315thMost Efficient Economies: 1,582ndTop
Most Devout: 1,879thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,966thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,857thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,971stLargest Populations: 3,000thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,851stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,781stMost Pro-Market: 5,029thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,785thLargest Black Market: 5,903rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,671stNudest: 12,759th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the region

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