The Commonwealth of New azoreaiv is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the directorate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.447 billion azoreaivians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new administrative capital district. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New azoreaivian economy, worth 211 trillion azoreaivon pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 146,028 azoreaivon pound sterlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 669,128 per year while the poor average 19,373, a ratio of 34.5 to 1.

The Great New Azoreaivian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New azoreaiv's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New azoreaiv is ranked 109,291^st in the world and 1^st in Union of Scientific Technocratic States for Largest Black Market, with 2.31 trillion Standard Monetary Units.