The Allied States of New Avian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Nick with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.516 billion New Avianites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tryvion. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Avian economy, worth 445 trillion puhskintis a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,645 puhskintis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Avian's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Avian is ranked 8,798^th in the world and 514^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,737.36 Tourists Per Hour.