The Second Republic of New Audalusia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sebastián De León with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.515 billion New Andalusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Audalusian economy, worth 211 trillion AUD's a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,807 AUD's, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Polite commuters on the Seville Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, political detractors refer to Sebastián De León as 'that Bigtopian puppet', elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Audalusia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity and Sunni Islam.

New Audalusia is ranked 19,526^th in the world and 81^st in Conch Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 62.91 quips per hour.