The Constitutional Chiefdom of New Amerindia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nant'áanstaretsikko Wicasashakeé Cochise with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.747 billion Amerindians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amerindia City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Amerindian economy, worth 478 trillion Wamtaliums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,353 Wamtaliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Amerindia's national animal is the Bisogriff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urenka.

New Amerindia is ranked 237,665^th in the world and 8,282^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -15.49 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.