The Volatile Economics of New American Dictatorship is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dwayne Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.994 billion Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lincoln DC. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The American economy, worth 124 trillion Dollar Bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 62,501 Dollar Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", autocrats are persona non grata, the children of New American Dictatorship are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New American Dictatorship's national animal is the US Citizen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is money.

New American Dictatorship is ranked 136,730^th in the world and 7,480^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 10.15 flags saluted per person per day.